Looks like I am moving my blog over to dfxblog.com. I am thinking I will loose everyone that normally checks out this site, so if you can, email the new address around please. Thanks!
Boy will Be Boys
Saw this little article. Pretty funny, and sometimes very true. 11 secrets guys never tell their woman. I know the white lies have gotten me in plenty of trouble over the (2) years, but we learned and things are pretty good. If you are a guy, you might laugh at how much this hits home, and if you are a girl this might surprise the shit out of you. Unless you are my sister, she grew up with older borthers.
Mioliz’s Weblog
I dont know how many of you have people gave gone over and check Mioliz’s Weblog. Her posts get better and better and funnier and funnier. If you have not already, you should get over there and check them out. And yes, all posts are SFW.
Martian Invaders
Some little town in California has captured pictures of what they claim is an UFO. Has there been anyword on this? Have those freaks at Rosewell been able to explain this? “it’s a weather balloon…” Looks weird, and we cannot blame the Russians anymore. Maybe its Chinese???
Here is the UFO article from the California Chronicle. And here is an article on the UFO from NBC.com,which I have yet to finish. One article is from 2007, and the other is from today. The ships look similar. I have not heard much else on this, so if anyone has any feedback, or can explain this away, please leave a comment.
Redheaded sluts
When it comes to red headed sluts, its a good shot that you might get laid. Apparently, red heads have more sex than anyone. Whoa! Research shows that reds heads are fiery sons of bitches, and that translates into more sex. Ok, mabe not technically. But statistically, they do have more sex than either blondes or brunettes. Read here for more.
This duck likes to fuck.
Crusaders genetic legacy
Crusaders were a busy lot. When they were not eating, sleeping or killing, they were raping. And now after all these years, their genetic legacy is being discovered. See the except below, or read the Crusader Genetic Legacy article here.
The team says it found a particular DNA signature which recently appeared in Lebanon and is probably linked to the crusades.
The finding comes from the Genographic Project, a major effort to track human migrations through DNA.
Details of the research have been published in the American Journal of Human Genetics.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
I was at the checkout of a Wal*Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was d oing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back, same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said ‘buy one-get one free.’ ‘They’re already buy-one-get-one-free,’ she said, ’so I guess they’re both free’. She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, ‘Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said, ‘Where?’
They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the Real Estate agent which direction was north because , he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the North?’ When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, ‘Oh, I don’t keep up with all that stuff.’
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, ‘ The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.’ He responded, ‘Is that Eastern or Pacific time?’ Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, ‘Uh, Pacific.’
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, has your plane arrive d yet?’
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. ‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.’
Thanks Jane. Great Forward.
Its Firday!!!
Its a celebration, Bitches!
Bored? Watch this
Click here for chair jumping. Starts off weak, but by the end, it was pretty awesome.
Who would have thought of this? It gets crazy when they start lineing people up to jump over. I think they get up to 4. Impressive. But Stupid.
Wish they showed some bails….
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